Ok, this is great. Or what I've been looking for, at least. Check it:
site that will "psychoanalyze" your written work for you.
Here's what they have to say for themselves:
"The program tries to pick out the sentences of an input text that are most representative of the text as a whole; that is to say, find the essence of a text."
So here is the machine-distilled essence of a short story I wrote this morning:
Here's the essence of a story I wrote a little while ago:
Ha! That essence is weakkkkkk. Needs more tarantula. But, chapbook of prose poems, here I come!