#72 So Long, Mr. January

Last day as Mr. January over at American Short Fiction.  Read the stories here and the interview here.

Barthelme's beard was strapped on.

Go buy Jen Gann's Back Tuck from Magic Helicopter Press.  I'm sure she'll appreciate it and so will your brain. 

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New Idea to Keep Myself Busy:  

Send Me an Email, I'll Write You a Story.  

Then the story is yours and you can do what you want with it.  Submit it to The New Yorker.  Put it in a Mother's Day Card.  Make it into a silent short film that lasts 55 minutes and make your ex-girlfriend watch it when she wants to "hang out and have it be easy like before."