Now Available as a pamphlet from Greying Ghost Press: "Elephants"

"Elephants" is an excerpt from Animal Collection (forthcoming from Spork Press, Sept. 2012) 

You can get these big bad little boys FREE whenever you order any other Greying Ghost title.

If you're having trouble deciding, consider  

I Ain’t Asked Any Pardon For Anything I Done by Sasha Fletcher

or

I Will Unfold You With My Hairy Hands   by Shane Jones